{"id":147,"date":"2021-04-19T16:20:47","date_gmt":"2021-04-19T14:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.antikvar.sk\/blog\/?p=147"},"modified":"2023-02-13T11:33:15","modified_gmt":"2023-02-13T10:33:15","slug":"nove-jednotky-si","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.antikvar.sk\/blog\/nove-jednotky-si\/","title":{"rendered":"Nov\u00e9 jednotky SI"},"content":{"rendered":"

Te\u0161 sa t\u00e1bor vedeck\u00fd, <\/span><\/p>\n

veronika<\/b> je nov\u00e1 jednotka blbosti.<\/span><\/p>\n


\nA ke\u010f chlapov chyt\u00ed cht\u00ed\u010d, <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

zmeria ho jeden matovi\u010d.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n


\nMeter<\/span><\/b> smutne v k\u00fate pla\u010de,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

nahradila ho guma<\/b>,<\/span><\/p>\n

ktor\u00e1 dr\u017e\u00ed Soro\u0161ove gate.<\/span><\/p>\n


\nKilogram<\/b> je u\u017e len \u0165a\u017e\u00edtko,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

rozhoduje iba spr\u00e1vne raz\u00edtko.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Volebn\u00e9 obdobie na lokdavny<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

treba mera\u0165,<\/span><\/p>\n

a ten, \u017ee neskon\u010d\u00ed,<\/span><\/p>\n

treba akceptova\u0165.<\/span><\/p>\n


\nNa jednotku politickej stability,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

je jeden sul\u00edk<\/b> ako vy\u0161it\u00fd.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Nov\u00e1 objemov\u00e1 jednotka<\/b>, <\/span><\/p>\n

je bisex Koll\u00e1rova \u0161tetka.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Archimedov z\u00e1kon <\/b>u\u017e tie\u017e neplat\u00ed,<\/span><\/p>\n

v americkej riti sa minister \u00faplne strat\u00ed,<\/span><\/p>\n

nen\u00e1jde sa sila, <\/span><\/p>\n

\u010do by ho odtia\u013e vylovila.<\/span><\/p>\n


\nLudolfovo \u010d\u00edslo p\u00ed<\/b> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

sa nesmie ani vyslovi\u0165,<\/span><\/p>\n

diev\u010da zo spravodlivosti<\/span><\/p>\n

by sa mohlo urazi\u0165.<\/span><\/p>\n


\nNovou jednotkou pre \u00e1r<\/b> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

je \u00fastava \u2013 trhac\u00ed kalend\u00e1r<\/b>,<\/span><\/p>\n

Na tak\u00fa plochu presne,<\/span><\/p>\n

jej vytrhnut\u00e1 str\u00e1nka klesne,<\/span><\/p>\n

tam zaf\u00faka ju vetr\u00edk \u201eslobody\u201c,<\/span><\/p>\n

\u010do obla\u017euje eur\u00f3pske n\u00e1rody.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Zatia\u013e meno nem\u00e1<\/span><\/p>\n

t\u00e1 sila \u0161edohned\u00e1<\/b>,<\/span><\/p>\n

\u010do dr\u017e\u00ed chamra\u0165 po kope.<\/span><\/p>\n

Jej jednoliv\u00e9 zlo\u017eky s\u00fa oblig\u00e1tne,<\/span><\/p>\n

peniaze, moc a z\u00e1kazky \u0161t\u00e1tne.<\/span><\/p>\n

No \u010dosi sa tu risuje<\/span><\/p>\n

jedno o\u013eajno <\/b>sa dobre r\u00fdmuje.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

A e\u0161te je tu jedna temn\u00e1 sila,<\/span><\/p>\n

ktor\u00e1 nani\u010dhodn\u00edkov do \u010dela \u0161t\u00e1tu<\/span><\/p>\n

pretla\u010dila.<\/span><\/p>\n

Tun\u00e1 v\u0161ak nie s\u00fa \u017eiadne pochybnosti<\/span><\/p>\n

jeden \u010daput<\/b> sa toho dobre zhost\u00ed.<\/span><\/p>\n


\nA slovensk\u00fd n\u00e1rod, <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

ten nech mi odpusti,<\/span><\/p>\n

je jednotkou bo\u017eej trpezlivosti<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

a …<\/span><\/p>\n

\/to bol eufemizmus<\/i>\/<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Dodatok z 13.2.2023<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Ke\u010f chcete klamstvo odmera\u0165,<\/span><\/p>\n

pom\u00f4\u017ee k tomu jeden Na\u010f<\/span><\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.hlavnespravy.sk\/blaha-keby-existovala-fyzikalna-jednotka-klamstva-bol-by-to-jeden-nad\/3043882<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Te\u0161 sa t\u00e1bor vedeck\u00fd, veronika je nov\u00e1 jednotka blbosti. A ke\u010f chlapov chyt\u00ed cht\u00ed\u010d, zmeria ho jeden matovi\u010d. Meter smutne v k\u00fate pla\u010de, nahradila ho guma, ktor\u00e1 dr\u017e\u00ed Soro\u0161ove gate. Kilogram je u\u017e len \u0165a\u017e\u00edtko, rozhoduje iba spr\u00e1vne raz\u00edtko.   Volebn\u00e9 obdobie na lokdavny treba mera\u0165, a ten, \u017ee neskon\u010d\u00ed, treba akceptova\u0165. Na jednotku politickej […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1678,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4],"tags":[87,46],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-prostonarodne","category-texty-covid-postrehy-fejtony-prostonarodne","tag-meter-kilogram-ustava","tag-si-jednotky-akutalizovane-pre-susastnost"],"yoast_head":"\nNov\u00e9 jednotky SI - 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